There’s a special place in social Hell for these people. They ALWAYS have to argue/debate everything you say, no matter what the context, if they actually agree, whatever, there’s going to be a debate/argument and there’s (apparently) nothing you can do about it >.>
Seriously, why the f*ck u do this?! Is it your personal mission to be a d*ck/b*tch all day, e’ry day, what gives? You can’t have a conversation with these people without your blood boiling over, or you just avoid them entirely and they’re just that annoying person you “have” to associate with for whatever reason but you really can’t stand them.
People like this are somewhat interesting to me, however, because you can never really take anything they say seriously. Once you peg someone as this, you can take everything they say worth a grain of salt because you know they’ll say anything just to instigate a debate/argument.
This is a morbidly hilarious situation for that person, though, because if they’re the type that takes everything/their self seriously -like a go**amn narcissist- then it’s pretty funny to f*ck them over at their own game. Typically, I do this by letting them know upfront I don’t give a d*mn about anything they have to say because, you know, they’re just B.S.ing anyway, and partially indulging them with a debate/argument but avoiding getting emotionally involved whilst continually taking potshots at them/their ego; i.e., trollolololol. Hilarity ensues every time ~.~